*shoots self* I can't win. I'm not following anyone's standards except my very own. I like to look a certain way. That's my CHOICE. As for the waxing, I had to endure a very painful incident due to UNWAXED hair in a certain region, that I do not wish to discuss in a public forum. So I am waxing it. I like the way it looks. I also like the way I look in pants. It used to be that the choice of one's outer appearance was left to that person alone, and not part of a political statement. Geez. I'm not telling anyone else how to look/dress/act, and that's all I really want in return. Don't want to shave/wax/wear makeup? FINE. Just let me do so without screaming that I've been brainwashed.

*note to self - do not attempt humor in future. ever.*