offbalance: (mrs.peel)
offbalance ([personal profile] offbalance) wrote2002-10-09 12:28 am

My comments on my latest temping assignment:

All day today, those of us in the peanut gallery (me, Amy, Issac) were trying to remember this set of quotes. To state the reason would be redundant. (And they're from American Beauty, duh).

Brad Dupree: [reading Lester's job description] "My job requires mostly masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that less closely resembles Hell." You have absolutely no interest in saving yourself, do you?

Lester Burnham: Brad, I've been a whore for the telemarketing industry for 15 years. The only way I could save myself is if I start firebombing.

(not that I would ever ever firebomb. just to state for the record.)

and Buffy was soooooo gooooood tonight!! I am so pleased.

[identity profile] femmedyke.livejournal.com 2002-10-09 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
oh, my god, that's HILARIOUS!

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[identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com 2002-10-09 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
oh yes. :) If you've never seen American Beauty, I'd seriously reccomend making it a priority. It's very fulfilling, in many ways.