offbalance | Today in brief

08:01 Is traveling home today. :( Wish me luck with the traffic gods! #
10:01 Just found out that her ferry will be an hour late, and is as pleased about this as you can imagine. #
11:04 Is finally on the motherfucking boat!! #
13:35 not only made the 1:30 bus with time to spare, but is also enjoying the working wifi. SCORE! #
13:53 gets stuck near Annoying Cell Phone Bimbo, despite all the other positives. Go go gadget ipod! #
14:41 is alarmed by how much I sometimes have in common with Sheldon from Big Bang
Theory. #
14:48 @StadiumInsider I'm catching up on it right now. It's hilarious. #
15:20 is seeing her first NY City signs. Yay for almost home! #
15:36 RT @sailorboyj BoltBus taking a 10min. stop....HERE! bit.ly/Fj84w (HELLO NORTH HAVEN!!) #
15:54 annnnnd hello traffic! #
16:20 thinks that the "Bat Jar Conjecture" episode of Big Bang Theory is the funniest one so far. #
17:02
says, "what up, 5 boroughs?" #
19:32 Came home to find a BROKEN elevator. And then used all of my favorite curse words. #
22:03 @jvfriedman well played. #

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