offbalance | Today in brief

08:27 @spodalicious OMG CONGRATS!!! #
11:35 is back at work. Everything is as magical as I was expecting it to be. *sigh* #
12:25 @trudiecalling how about some eyebrow-tweezing tips? I've been doing it for years, but I'm still not as good as the pros. #
14:42 needs to start remembering that properly sleep is crucial to keeping the herp derps at bay. #
14:53 @trudiecalling DM me if you need a test subject...will work for samples/freebies! #
16:27 @dubpies shepherd's! But curry veg and steak and cheese are close behind. #

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