offbalance | Today in brief

14:50 Is studying, watching dollhouse, doing laundry and trying not to scream from the pain in her shoulder. #
15:59 @DoctorPooja absolutely no idea. But it's not an ache so much as a screaming pain. Like I wrenched something. #
18:19 @ny_yankees_fan the only thing worse than the Fox announcers are the douchebags on ESPN. Or vice versa. #
19:41 Wonders what it would take to keep the skeeze population at bay. Must I wear a giant Not Yours sign at all times? #
19:44 @sailorboyj they never bother when you're around! #

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