offbalance | Today in brief

23:46 @yankee32879 as am I. #
10:41 is hoping that this afternon will be better than this morning. *sigh* #
11:18 RT @crotch_jenkins: "I ask Jobu to come take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come." - Robinson Cano. #yankees #
11:20 @antheia @trebleahead @crotch_jenkins "are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?" #
11:26 @crotch_jenkins just like I can picture Damon asking if he was in the whale section of the library. #
11:55 @crotch_jenkins you're dealing with Angels fans. They need the extra explanation. #
12:15 @antheia as the old saying goes, when you don't think you can possibly go any lower, someone hands you a shovel. @crotch_jenkins #
16:47 @quirkyslayer just the day for it, I guess. Twitter has also been a pain in my ass today. #
18:48 Just discovered that the assignments I killed myself to get done last thursday didn't make it to my prof because I had his email wrong. FML #

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