offbalance | Today in brief

11:26 @rutila Elizabeth Moss and John Slattery appeared when Hamm guest starred, so anything is possible! #
12:11 RT @FakeAPStylebook The Times New Roman font is neither new nor of Roman descent.SEE ALSO: Courier Font Not Used By Actual Couriers. #
12:12 wonders how much is too much TMI for a status update. Thoughts? #
12:38 has "Mr. Telephone Man" by New Edition stuck in her head. AGAIN. #
12:39 @reppep noted. #
12:46 @92YTribeca if you're half-Jewish like me, do you get half a hug? One of those one-armed deals? #
12:47 @quirkyslayer still not back? akdshfkdashdf #
15:18 Dems and Republicans agree: Michelle Obama gives good relationship advice: ow.ly/B710 (thanks, @peterknox & @rutila) #
15:48 @RiverAveBlues you would think. #
15:51 attn: @_whatshername and other Green Day fans: twitzap.com/u/SK8 #
16:17 @huma_rashid oooh! I love those books!!! Have you ever read them? #
16:21 @huma_rashid each book is better than the last,&Harris's writing improves, too. They're all fun, and I'll take Sookie over Bella any day. #
16:47 @dotmumble yeah. I literally threw things. And I'm not a thrower. And there was screaming. So.much.rage. #
17:12 @dotmumble there's a big difference between knowing and caring. We're just WOMEN, after all. *growl* #

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