offbalance | Today in brief

23:46 @megstevenson I wish I had a fireplace! It would be useless, though- my apartment is usually 10 billion degrees. #
09:13 @Brokelyn I totally agree. #
10:47 @RogerClark41 was this the kitten of doom? #
11:12 @cbsop it's true! People don't learn the basics the way they used to - hardly anyone teaches them. #
11:19 @Fletch788 would that count as #feats of strength? #
11:40 is annoyed gay marriage is still not legal, the public option is dead,&that my reproductive rights are in danger daily. #airingofgrievances #
12:10 has to go to the container store. #airingofgrievances #
14:11 just got an amazing deal at American Greetings on wrapping paper and other gift trimmings. #
14:16 @gloryangelina poor thing. #
14:17 kindle DRM is hacked; unsurprised cat is unsurprised: bit.ly/6Da8A1 (via @sailorboyj) #
14:21 @dp57 I was just wondering. #
14:26 @yankee32879 Maury? On the dvr? ::raises eyebrow:: #
14:28 @yankee32879 you watch Maury often enough to dvr it? #
15:37 @yankee32879 ooookay... #

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