offbalance | Today in brief

23:01 Dear ABC Family: the Cutting Edge is fine as it is, and requires neither sequel nor remake. STOP IT. #
04:53 Doesn't know who the asshole was that decided to blare cheese ballads to wake the neighbors at 4:42 am, but they can fuck off! #
10:00 hey Mr. Super: it's an APARTMENT, not a sauna!! TURN THE FRIGGING HEAT DOWN, ALREADY!! #
11:03 is having a very productive morning!! #
15:08 @meganlibrarian Natural History is awesome, and you get a lot of bang for your buck #
17:33 @eaners I think it means "please don't wear anything with a NASCAR logo or cartoon character on it." #
17:34 @antheia agreed. Brendan Gleason is awesome. #

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