offbalance | Today in brief

10:00 Heard a rumor that our excellent mail guy may not be on vacation. This would make me sad. #
11:02 @antheia posting them anywhere but a criminology class is wrong!! #
11:12 @antheia exactly. What was the context here? #
11:27 RT @crotch_jenkins: My grandmother always said baking soda would prevent oil stains. Fuck BP, someone call Arm & Hammer. #
11:28 @antheia ::head desk:: #
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/em> @miss_softee you should ask a fellow food trucker! #
16:31 Dear knees: no, fuck YOU. #

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