2002-08-20

offbalance: (make it after all)
2002-08-20 09:29 am

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

First it's pouring out.

Then some asshole pulls an emergency break a train ahead of mine and makes me late for work, and the trains extra crowded.

Then I GET to work, 5 minutes late, and my boss informs me (and I see with mine own eyes) that UPS never picked up yesterday!!!!

Either shoot me or put me back to bed.
offbalance: (make it after all)
2002-08-20 09:29 am

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

First it's pouring out.

Then some asshole pulls an emergency break a train ahead of mine and makes me late for work, and the trains extra crowded.

Then I GET to work, 5 minutes late, and my boss informs me (and I see with mine own eyes) that UPS never picked up yesterday!!!!

Either shoot me or put me back to bed.
offbalance: (Default)
2002-08-20 10:37 am

After reading job ads...

Desperate recent graduate seeks paid, full-time position with full health benefits. I don't care what your company does or why. I don't give a damn what your corporate philosophy is. I don't know why I should care, as you are only handing out peanuts to have someone file and answer phones. JUST FUCKING HIRE ME ALREADY, OKAY? I HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND I NEED HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!

*sigh* life sucks.
offbalance: (Default)
2002-08-20 10:37 am

After reading job ads...

Desperate recent graduate seeks paid, full-time position with full health benefits. I don't care what your company does or why. I don't give a damn what your corporate philosophy is. I don't know why I should care, as you are only handing out peanuts to have someone file and answer phones. JUST FUCKING HIRE ME ALREADY, OKAY? I HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND I NEED HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!

*sigh* life sucks.
offbalance: (make it after all)
2002-08-20 02:26 pm

riddle me this:

What do you do when you're dieting and all of a sudden a glass of WATER tastes like a juicy cheeseburger to you?

Do you celebrate or worry?

(I mean, I had a nice healthy lunch. This is bizarre.)
offbalance: (make it after all)
2002-08-20 02:26 pm

riddle me this:

What do you do when you're dieting and all of a sudden a glass of WATER tastes like a juicy cheeseburger to you?

Do you celebrate or worry?

(I mean, I had a nice healthy lunch. This is bizarre.)