After reading job ads...

[offbalance]

Desperate recent graduate seeks paid, full-time position with full health benefits. I don't care what your company does or why. I don't give a damn what your corporate philosophy is. I don't know why I should care, as you are only handing out peanuts to have someone file and answer phones. JUST FUCKING HIRE ME ALREADY, OKAY? I HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND I NEED HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!

*sigh* life sucks.