I'm really curious how these are put together...

How to make an offbalance

Ingredients: 1 part mercy 5 parts courage 3 parts joy

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

See? Proof positive that I should be taken with many grains of salt. Personally, I think this should be served in a martini glass, as it is more befitting to the name. But that's just me.

I'm really curious how these are put together...

How to make an offbalance

Ingredients: 1 part mercy 5 parts courage 3 parts joy

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

See? Proof positive that I should be taken with many grains of salt. Personally, I think this should be served in a martini glass, as it is more befitting to the name. But that's just me.

gulp

Boss T, Boss L and New Girl are all having a 'brainstorming' meeting of some kind in T's office. I normally wouldn't have given it a thought, were it not for Boss L and New Girl's clandestine looks at me while trying to get into the meeting, and while I've been talking to them, etc.

I know I'm not in 7th grade. This has nothing to do with me.
I know I'm not in 7th grade. This has nothing to do with me.
I know I'm not in 7th grade. This has nothing to do with me.
I know I'm not in 7th grade. This has nothing to do with me.
I know I'm not in 7th grade. This has nothing to do with me.
I know I'm not in 7th grade. This has nothing to do with me.

::panics::

gulp

Boss T, Boss L and New Girl are all having a 'brainstorming' meeting of some kind in T's office. I normally wouldn't have given it a thought, were it not for Boss L and New Girl's clandestine looks at me while trying to get into the meeting, and while I've been talking to them, etc.

I know I'm not in 7th grade. This has nothing to do with me.
I know I'm not in 7th grade. This has nothing to do with me.
I know I'm not in 7th grade. This has nothing to do with me.
I know I'm not in 7th grade. This has nothing to do with me.
I know I'm not in 7th grade. This has nothing to do with me.
I know I'm not in 7th grade. This has nothing to do with me.

::panics::

Adventures in J-Dating.

Please let this be another urban legend.

I had no idea that my job in contracts would be helpful in the singles scene, but I suppose that I was wrong.

What a prince, seriously. Hard to imagine why he's single, isn't it? >

Adventures in J-Dating.

Please let this be another urban legend.

I had no idea that my job in contracts would be helpful in the singles scene, but I suppose that I was wrong.

What a prince, seriously. Hard to imagine why he's single, isn't it? >