I thought of Kids' Mr. 45! immediately when you described him! I always weep when nobody else knows which character I'm talking about.

In related news, I spotted someone down here on Wall Street wearing a cream turtleneck, black womanly blazer, and pleated jeans... complete with a demi-mullet. Oh yes. They're out there. "Weep!" I said to my companion. "Get down on your knees and weep for the fate of straight women in Manhattan!"