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offbalance) wrote2004-03-24 10:52 am
offbalance) wrote2004-03-24 10:52 am
Your daily dose of Schandenfreude
Today as I made my way up towards 5th avenue after getting off the subway, I saw a VERY amusing sight.
An older man. He had a long, silky grey ponytail (hitting at the shoulder blades), a slate blue turtleneck, a black blazer, pristine slim-legged blue jeans, and black shoes. I tried not to giggle as he and his very blonde companion passed by, but I did have one thought:
"Hey buddy - 1991 called. It wants the outfit back."
Seriously. If anyone out there remembers what is possibly my favorite Kids in the Hall skit ("He's Hip! He's Cool! He's 45!"), this is That Guy.
Gentlemen, I plead from the bottom of my heart when I say: "Don't be That Guy."
An older man. He had a long, silky grey ponytail (hitting at the shoulder blades), a slate blue turtleneck, a black blazer, pristine slim-legged blue jeans, and black shoes. I tried not to giggle as he and his very blonde companion passed by, but I did have one thought:
"Hey buddy - 1991 called. It wants the outfit back."
Seriously. If anyone out there remembers what is possibly my favorite Kids in the Hall skit ("He's Hip! He's Cool! He's 45!"), this is That Guy.
Gentlemen, I plead from the bottom of my heart when I say: "Don't be That Guy."
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