offbalance: (snowdude by lauralatham)
offbalance ([personal profile] offbalance) wrote2006-04-05 11:17 am

More Mail

Dear Mother Nature:
What are you doing? I mean really. It's APRIL. Ergo, NO SNOW. YOU FAIL.

WTF,
Shaz

P.S. - If you're on vacation, then your Assistant FAILS.

Dear [livejournal.com profile] bloo_stocking:
Happy Birthday! I'm not sure if you even read LJ anymore, but if you do, I hope the weather in Albany is beautiful (I know it's impossible, but I can wish), and that you have a lovely time celebrating!

Love,
Sharon

Dear Tomato Soup:
I wish I had some of you.

Wherefor art thou,
Shaz.