offbalance | Today in brief

07:52 is trying to fight off a case of the Mondays. And perhaps a cold. #
08:36 @antheia it's an easy enough fix! #
09:28 @crotch_jenkins people in general are stupid. #
10:07 RT @FakeAPStylebook Avoid excessive use of contractions. The baby will come when it comes. #
10:07 RT @rutila Today's @MUGuide is dedicated to independent booksellers and includes a literary quiz of NYC: ow.ly/AIJc (@ibnyc) #
10:07 @rutila you beat me to it!! #
10:53 wonders exactly how much is too much when it comes to a baby shower gift. #
12:22 @rmogull so very true. #
12:41 @michelehumes the coffee bar of choice when I was in college had a sign on the tip jar that said "Support Counter Intelligence." #
15:08 @lwoodbloo LOL!! Best one yet. #
15:27 would like a nap now, please. #
15:35 @antheia D: *cringe* Hate. Hate. *twitch* ::hands you earplugs:: #

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