offbalance | Today in brief

23:00 was worried for a second that Glee made her like Wicked, but after re-watching the Tony Awards performance of "Defying Gravity," it's not so #
23:01 you know a show isn't for you when you have uncontrollable giggles during what's supposed to be the emotional high point. I blame Schwartz. #
00:41 @_whatshername Stephen Schwartz makes Andrew Lloyd Weber look like he has a light touch. I just...uncontrollable giggles. #
09:15 @nicolebdavis two places to go: East 9th st & NoLiTa. #
09:31 is
fighting a bad mood with a hearty breakfast and songs by Heart. Think it'll work? #
09:32 @patkiernan you could argue that they've received the worst punishment of all - no tv producer will touch them (reality or otherwise) #
09:49 @eaners did you have a mescaline taco before bed? #
09:55 @eaners really!! (and great googly moogly - that was TWO YEARS AGO? I thought it was last Christmas...) #
10:37 @yankee32879 *waves* #
10:50 @eaners well, this year has been excessively long, hasn't it? #
10:50 @yankee32879 how's it going? #
10:58 @yankee32879 sounds good. I'm drinking water and listening to Billie Holiday! #
11:02 @yankee32879 it was on my coworker's Pandora mix... #
11:25 @damiella or you could submit a false update from your phone? #
11:27 @RogerClark41 some people just hate Home Depot THAT MUCH. #
11:31 @RogerClark41 ugh. Maybe it's time to buy some string and affix it to your desk - that way maitenance can still empty it, but no theives. #
11:33 @damiella no one else can verify he was home at the time? #
12:34 @Ozzdo Chris Rock, maybe? Can't think of anyone else. #
14:03 @Ozzdo wait until his daughters get a little bit older
. That's going to change. #
14:48 @sgreen3 did you have that dream about repeatedly kicking Cliff Lee in the head again? #
16:00 @antheia ahahahahahaha... #
16:06 Cronies, Inc. #NamesOfGWBThinkTank #
16:07 Partnership for Good Job Brownies #NamesOfGWBThinkTank #
16:20 RT @dhinojosaxtreme Stone Cold Jesus Truckers Extreme #namesofGWBthinktank #
16:24 is refusing to listen to Yankee t
rade speculation, to preserve her sanity. #
16:33 @yankee32879 @dp57 I wouldn't. #
16:42 RT @antheia Winter’s coming, and there are so many in need of clothing. Can you help? is.gd/4TF3R #NYC (Please RT) #
21:30 Fun fact: if you're talking over the band everyone is at the bar to see? You deserve to be punched in the face. Repeatedly. #

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