offbalance | Today in brief

12:27 is thankful to have Farmville as a distraction between sprints to the bathroom. Ugh. #
16:32 RT @Brokelyn: RT @NBCNews NYT: 'Glitch' could cut jobless benefits for a million bit.ly/3XGTez #
17:32 the sore throat is slowly giving way to uncontrollable sneezing. Awesome. #
18:54 reminds her body that it can be hungry OR nauseated. Not both, simultaneously. #
20:27 @YankeeLore and yet, the Marlins and Rockies TOTALLY didn't do that at ALL #

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