offbalance: (supervixen - lauralatham)
offbalance ([personal profile] offbalance) wrote2010-01-02 12:16 pm

The return of the Trio: Let's Exercise!

Our heroine bravely begins a long-awaited workout routine

Superego: Ah, I love the New Year
ID ME TOO YAY NEW YEAR!

Ego: Yay for fresh starts!

Supergo And new beginnings!

ID AND PARTIES! I GET TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS!!

Ego Well, that's how parties work

ID NO MY ID FRIENDS!!! SHOTS AND NO SHIRTS YAAAAY!!

Superego: That would explain my headache. But that's not what I meant

Ego Oh boy. I've got a bad feeling about this.

Superego We're going to EXCERCISE!

Ego We are exercising.

Superego Not just today! Every day!

Ego Okay....

Superego: We're going to get up early! And work out before showering and going to work!

ID: *snicker*

Ego: What?

Superego: We might even get up super! early! And go to the gym!

ID: MORNING IS WHEN YOU SLEEP.

Superego: And no more chocolate or cookies or fried things! Only healthy!

Ego: Because that's always so effective. Deprivation totally works! Not.

Superego: It would if you two would shut up. Now, we'll also limit booze.

ID: OKAY, HOLD IT CRAZY LADY. ME LIKE SWIM. ME LIKE SKATE. ME EVEN LIKE PUSHUPS. BUT THAT TOO FAR.

Ego: I'm with the kid.

ID: SLEEP AND FOOD! SLEEP AND FOOD! SLEEP AND FOOD!!!

Ego: I think that what the kid is getting at is that we have to go easy at first, else this will never stick.

ID: SLEEP AND FOOD! SLEEP AND FOOD! SLEEP AND FOOD!!!

Superego: But if I were in charge...we'd only eat organic in tiny portions, and work out 3-5 hours a day!! Sleep 10 hours! Never drink!

ID: SLEEP AND FOOD! SLEEP AND FOOD! SLEEP AND FOOD!!!

Ego: You're not. there's 3 of us, and we all get a say. And for once, loony tunes is making more sense than you are!

ID: BURN THE LAND, BOIL THE SEA, YOU NO TAKE MY BOOZE FROM ME!
Ego: You'd turn us into a giant bore.

Superego: School was my idea, okay!

Ego: and we got good grades! But only after you pushed us to near breakdown the first month with your study schedule!!

Superego: It's not my fault that these stupid meatsacks need "downtime."

ID: FARMVILLE FARMVILLE FARMVILLE CARTOONS DOCTOR WHO YAYE

Ego: All I'm saying is through moderation comes success. Okay? We create something we can stick to? We won't burn out!

ID: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!!

Superego: I warned you about those words!

Ego: *eyeroll* Whatever. My point stands.

Superego: FINE. We'll do it your way. You weenie.

Ego: Man, you're a sore loser.

ID: SHE NO LIKE IT WHEN OTHER PEOPLE SMARTER.

[identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com 2010-01-02 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing*

[identity profile] peppermintgloom.livejournal.com 2010-01-02 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has conversations with my Id and Superego. My students thought I was some kind of freak. (It came up in my lecture covering Freud, I swear.)

[identity profile] feminist-poet.livejournal.com 2010-01-03 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I think this conversation is pretty much going on over here, too. SLEEP AND FOOD! SLEEP AND FOOD! hahahahahahaha!!!