offbalance | Today in brief

10:01 @trebleahead and so in conclusion, "normal hours" have some benefits. #
10:23 @biggayicecream omg! are you pregnant? ;) #
10:32 is volunteerly a word? I'm pretty sure it's not. #
11:00 is apparently considered to be omniscient. Trufax! #
11:24 @wendywoowho same here. What the hell is in the water today?! #
11:44 dear Wednesday: I hate you. #
12:15 professionalism: the ability to say "fine, thank you!" rather than "in my own personal hell" when asked about your day. #
15:43 @jen_welker sucked hard. Iz it can be vodka time now? #
16:32 finds it difficult at best to resist correcting those who know not the difference between there, their and they're. Or you're and your... #
17:42 @jen_welker also annoying, but more likely to be a typo. #
18:25 Is trying not to barf on the orange, leatherfaced woma
n on the train who is drenched in the most cloying fake vanilla scent. #

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