offbalance | Today in brief

09:00 @PapaPerrone smart move, given the weather! Stay warm!! #
09:48 @michelehumes I was horridly bored. I grew up (in Brooklyn) around people like that. It wasn't even slightly entertaining. #
11:27 @antheia when exactly did we trade jobs? That's me nearly every day. #
13:42 @CrashburnAlley @stadiuminsider what would their name be? The New Jersey Stench? The Connecticut Yuppies? #
13:59 @WriteRCastle which Bob? Marley or Dylan? #
15:24 @antheia BRB, re-stringing my EXTREMELY TINY VIOLIN. #
15:41 @antheia the NYTimes can really be an echo chamber of privledged whining sometimes. #
16:42 @antheia @jvfriedman SRSLY. I'm in!! #
16:51 @MidtownLunch it's SO overrated!!! Make a trip for something worthwhile. #
18:45 @eaners are you in the right room? #
19:20 There is no hell greater than a shitty professor. #

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