The whole "you must sit and do nothing" thing is how I ended up starting a publishing company. Watch yourself. ;-)

I despise that feeling of almost-sick. I'd rather be all the way sick, so that I know I'll eventually get better...

Can you get a friend who's ordained through mail-order to do it? I know my mother was cleared to perform the ceremony for my cousin, when he was getting married, and she's a mail-order minister.