Today in brief

[offbalance]

• 22:42 WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THE WALKS!!! HUGHES! GET IT TOGETHER!! #
• 22:49 @crotch_jenkins I already turned it off. I'm done #
• 22:49 is not going to watch this one end. This is a mess. #
• 10:15 loves Real Simple, but they need to understand that baked ravioli is not lasagna, nor will ever BE lasagna. #
• 13:08 @sailorboyj LOL awesome #
• 14:43 @cbsop holy crap! Really? #
• 15:00 RT @geekami 13 kick-ass moments from Buffy the Vampire Slayer #geek bit.ly/1CLV8N (missing the Buffy v Angelus fight from Becoming 2) #
• 15:02 @crotch_jenkins clearly, you need to write a dating guide. #
• 15:30 @Aeire think of it as incentive to unpack! #
• 15:53 @jvfriedman try Zara. They usually have more interesting stuff. #
• 16:47 @dotmumble hang in
  there, brave little toaster! Ten! more! minutes! #
• 17:08 @dotmumble ah. Well, I'm here, battling the beat of filing for at least that long. Strength, kiddo. #
• 17:12 is going to do her filing and then get the hell out of here. #
• 17:23 @dotmumble I hate it when that happens! *fist bumps you back* #
• 19:54 Trashy B&T bitch next to me is trying to be named best nuisance. She should go back to whatever suburb spit her out. #
• 20:11 @sailorboyj Afghan Wigs RULE!!! #
• 20:12 @RogerClark41 recession. #
• 20:25 RT @antheia: How can you tell you're in a hall full of white people? They're all clapping to a different rhythm. (So true.) #
• 20:27 @sailorboyj LOL. Yes. #
• 20:35 Hey kids! Looking for all the sounds of the 90s in one band for your next class reunion? Book Starcode! #

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