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The Misadventures of a Native New Yorker
No one opens the door for a Native New Yorker
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2004-03-26 05:50 am (UTC)
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yeah. VERY whacky. As in they need a whack.
My sister said the best way to pick a kid's name is to pretend you're in the second grade, and think of every possible rude, embarrassing thing the name rhymes with, and pick the one with the most tolerable ones.
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Date: 2004-03-26 05:50 am (UTC)yeah. VERY whacky. As in they need a whack.
My sister said the best way to pick a kid's name is to pretend you're in the second grade, and think of every possible rude, embarrassing thing the name rhymes with, and pick the one with the most tolerable ones.