Today in brief

[offbalance]

• 22:53 loves the way that everyone is bringing their best snark to the table on the Sanford thing. I haven't laughed this much at anything in ages. #
• 07:45 @meganlibrarian the sunglasses say it all. #
• 10:15 @antheia I used to take that one all the time, but I got off at Albany. Ahh, memories. #
• 10:21 @antheia heh. What, you don't want to go to Crossgates, then go out and get wasted? #
• 11:18 is trying to decide what she should sing tonight at live band karaoke. #
• 11:21 @antheia OH THE HUGE MANATEE! That's the only thing worse than being stuck in Albany! #
• 11:21 RT @libertyevent #CONCERT UPDATES for The Beach at Governors Island!! @brooklynvegan budurl.com/5jq3 @TheBeachNYC (this looks rad!!) #
• 11:27 @antheia don't worry - they'll hitch up some donkeys and have you out of there in no time! #
• 11:28 @rutila your mom's on twitter? Rad. #
• 11:32 @antheia There are worse things than Schenectady. Like Troy. #
• 11:40 @antheia home of the colonie center mall. *gag* Never been to Utica, but I'm fast learning that's a good thing. #
• 11:40 @yankee32879 is it worse than Oswego? #
• 11:43 @yankee32879 never heard of richfield. Was asking about Utica. Oswego was FAR. Almost went to school there, glad I didn't. #
• 11:44 is sending good vibes and good thoughts to a good friend. #
• 12:52 @antheia Amtrak Burger. Thou art brave. I used to like the cheese plate. #
• 14:17 @michelehumes why? #
• 14:33 @michelehumes yeah. they seem to be really prevalent now, and I confess I don't wholly grasp what the deal is. #
• 14:46 is contemplating singing Fiona Apple's "Criminal" at live band karaoke tonight. (SRSLY GUYS WHAT SHOULD I SING?!) #
• 15:25 @jen_welker I don't know that one! #
• 16:00 @antheia tell your traveling companions to get you to an ER for an MRI when you get to Canada. Your brain is on the fritz. #
• 17:46 can't believe Michael Jackson is dead. #
• 17:57 @michelehumes according to several news sources!! #
• 17:57 @quirkyslayer I NO RITE! But TRUFAX, I swear. #
• 18:21 RT @BreakingNews BULLETIN -- POP STAR MICHAEL JACKSON IS IN A COMA, L.A. TIMES REPORTS. #
• 18:42 RT @BreakingNews: The Los Angeles Times has confirmed that pop star Michael Jackson has been pronounced dead doctors, officials say. #
• 18:49 Is listening to the Jackson 5. :( #
• 19:22 Borders already has a memorial wall up for Jackson. WTF?! #
• 19:28 @jvfriedman SRSLY. And if that Goldblum story is true, imma gonna cry! #
• 19:55 @jvfriedman HUZZAH! #
• 20:55 @TheOnion dude. TOO SOON. #
• 20:59 Just got a pint of Guiness for free. It's ok to be jealous. #

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