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three of my closest friends are miranda. one is definetly samantha, even though there was a fluke in the quiz she took. No Charlottes so far, which sort of amazes me.

And I had a conversation with Jeff last night about the quizzes, and he seemed appalled that I considered myself a 'Carrie' :
Jeff: I mean, aside from the writing thing, what do you guys have in common?
Me: For someone who teases me about my shoes as much as you do..
Jeff: Okay, the shoes. But it's not like you go around in a self-absorbed daze all the time and cheat on your boyfriend with your ex boyfriend.
Me: But I don't see myself as Charlotte!!
Jeff: What's wrong with Charlotte?
Me: Charlotte is a ninny! A prissy, whiny, stuck up ninny!
Jeff: No, she's not. She's just more...relationship-oriented than Carrie. Carrie's too slutty - if CHARLOTTE were the writer instead of Carrie, would you identify with her?
Me: No!

ugh...who the hell would want to be Charlotte, anyway? She cares more about how things should be (and how things look) than how they are...and I NEVER want to be like that. Granted, the entire show is caracatures, but still...