offbalance | Today in brief

22:32 @Fletch788 and the ones who didn't end with wins ended with losses. /Mccarver #
07:37 Hopes everyone heading to the parade has an awesome time!! I'm not up to it, sadly. Holler if you want to meet for drinks later! #
08:49 Is at @cafemetro, getting breakfast! #
10:07 is trying and failing to not sing along to some old-school Madonna. #
10:07 @huma_rashid LOL! What?! #
10:09 @huma
_rashid please tell me one of them tried to give you a resume! (Seriously though? That's crazy.) #
10:16 #ff @michellehumes @huma_rashid @FakeAPStylebook @thatwhichmatter @WriteRCastle @geekami @CafeMetro @RogerClark41 @PatKiernan @midtownlunch #
10:18 #ff #yankees @antheia @trebleahead @crotch_jenkins @stadiuminsider @soxvsstripes @dp57 @sgreen3 @YankeeLore @yankee32879 @fletch788 #
10:29 #ff #yankees @droppingtheball @NY_yankee_fan @NickSwisher #
10:33 @crotch_jenkins Girardi made a call and asked them to change your position. #
10:34 @sgreen3 I think it was between 1978 and 1996 #
10:37 @sgreen3 mine too. #
10:42 RT @Ozzdo Damn it, Friday! I thought we had an understanding! You're supposed to be easy-going and relaxed! (SERIOUSLY) #
10:45 @ny_yankees_fan I spelled your name wrong! So sorry! #
10:54 @ny_yankees_fan I added you to my #ff list! #
10:54 "if a
parade is boring, run really fast in the opposite direction it's moving to fast forward it." Mitch Hedberg. #
11:07 @ny_yankees_fan #ff #
11:36 @sgreen3 maybe she mistakenly thinks she had nothing to do with the victory? She should have her own damn float!! #
11:41 @sgreen3 parades are almost always better on tv. #
11:41 @sgreen3 and I've been in three!! #
11:45 just saw the
James Madison High School Marching Band (of Brooklyn!!) in the #yankee parade!!!! #
11:49 wonders if A-Rod and Melky went hat shopping together to impress the wimmins. #
12:09 @sgreen3 aww! I love Jeter's Mom & Dad - I remember them in the stands in 1996 & 1998 looking all serious and nervous #
12:46 @sgreen3 Jeter once said that he's married to baseball right now, and doesn't intend to get married until he retires or is close to it. #
13:00 @StadiumInsider WoHop sucks. You want either Big Wing Wo
ng, Excellent Dumpling House, or Nice Green Bo. Joe's Shanghai is good, too. #
13:01 @trebleahead sorry dude! I punked out due to the cold. NY1 will be re-airing later, and I bet YES will, too. #
13:01 RT @YankeeLore : #mets have exercised option for 2010 with Hospital for Special Surgery & Visiting Nurses of NY..details not released #
13:07 @StadiumInsider I did for a long time, then I got some really bad food poisoning and haven't been back. #
13:15 @sgreen3 what?! who's leaving? #
14:30 @sgreen3 what did they play instead? #
14:33 @sgreen3 ....whaaaaat? The only song more annoying than Cotton Eyed Joe? #
14:50 @sgreen3 they should have played some Run-DMC in honor of A-Rod's hat. #
15:14 @eaterny your site should really incorporate Homer Simpson into these DOH reports. #
16:22 @threeminuterule the more you know? 0.o #
16:33 @Fletch788 @Ledger_Yankees. Well, that basically explains everything. #
16:35 thanks to @damiella, I know now that Tom Waits has a twitter!! @anti_tomwaits #
17:04 @yankee32879 consider my #ff shout-out my way of being at the parade! :) #
17:04 @rmogull ack!! Hope the little one feels better soon! #
17:20 @yankee32879 STILL AT WORK. Today was the craziest busy day I've had in
years. And not leaving for another half hour at least. You? #
17:23 @rutila if this were on facebook, I would have clicked the *like* button! #
17:23 @crotch_jenkins that would have been awesome. #
17:26 @RiverAveBlues what did they want? Fireworks? a Kenny Ortega musical number? Pole dancers? All of the above? #
17:29 @thelmagazine that's been A-Rod's at-bat music since the album dropped. #
17:40 @rutila depends on when it is...stupid school schedule! #
17:46 @thelmagazine you're right - my bad. A-Rod is using "Already Home." #
17:46 @rutila but in theory I love the idea... #
17:49 RT @StadiumInsider Rt @JNez RT @TheRealRook RT @ZackDICEMUSIC: the yankees made the jay-z song more famous than a jay-z can #
18:05 is finally done with the atomic day from hell. WTF, Friday. You are not supposed to be evil. #
18:11 @Brokelyn where were you when I was single? I have some good war stories. Been happy as hell for 1.5 yrs now, but I remember how I got here #
18:16 @crotch_jenkins 96 days until Pitchers & Catchers report to Tampa! @stacegots #