Today in brief

[offbalance]

• 23:00 despite a miserable day, is actually feeling human again. #
• 23:00 @boardofus annoying assholes on train expect me to turn to vapor simply because they need the door. Who are you anyway? #
• 23:27 @huma_rashid oooh. I am jealous of these noms. #
• 09:40 @rutila in that case, I hope it comes out in Canada, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE I'LL BE LIVING. #
• 10:19 @RogerClark41 don't be silly - some of the best food in the city can be foun
  d on carts. Midtownlunch.com, dude. #
• 10:27 @RogerClark41 ahhhhhh. Yeah. Gotcha. Don't blame you there! #
• 11:07 doesn't think announcing my bra color will do anything in regards to breast cancer. #
• 11:26 @wendywoowho there's only ONE person that I'd like to be thinking about my scanties, and he sees me get dressed in the morning. #
• 11:32 @Brokelyn Alligator, Lazy Catfish, Spuyten Dyvil, Berry Park #
• 14:06 @quirkyslayer me either. But it is, so bonus! #
• 16:36 is happy twitter is back. Is annoyed her runny nose is still here. #
• 16:48 @jvfriedman how hard is it? You start with first class, then the back rows, moving forward. WTF. #

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