Today in brief

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• 23:08 @rutila honestly? Go to sleep! Always helps me. #
• 07:41 Is rocking the Business Casual Superstar look today! @huma_rashid would be proud! #
• 08:20 Hates subway preachers. STFU!! #
• 10:05 @spodalicious generally a stained NASCAR t-shirt and unflattering sweatpants are de riguer. I suggest something more stylish. #
• 12:22 Just came from the dentist and the streak continues! Cavity free since 1980!! #
• 14:01 @huma_rashid sounds tasty to me! #
• 14:01 @geekami and a grateful nation exhales with relief. #

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