offbalance | Today in brief

22:34 @LaughStub Mitch Hedberg and Bill Hicks. :( #
23:49 Was worried I had missed Johnny Weir! Yay! #
23:50 @jvfriedman I'm guessing lousy ice. #
00:01 Johnny Weir was robbed!! #
00:05 @_whatshername funny, because this blond spaz is totally ripping off him AND Patrenko. #
07:35 @bronxelf I love his Poker Face routine SO MUCH. I wish he
could have done THAT for the Olympics! #
08:13 Doesn't want an apology from Tiger Woods - Iwant one from @southwestair to @thatkevinsmith AND Natali, and a REAL ONE this time, guys! #
08:14 @bronxelf indeed. Though I thought he did better than some he was ranked behind. #
08:31 @bronxelf agreed. Its unfair. #
10:05 @eaterny @oneandonlyjoyce Daniela Trattoria, on eigth #
10:42 @midtown
lunch sorry, still don't care about L.A., and no amount of twitters will make me! #
11:14 has a friend looking to unload a ticket (2nd row orchestra) to see Jamie Cullum at Town Hall March 4. Any takers, ping @rutila #
11:25 @antheia what time is the game? #
11:30 @antheia aw, nerts. Have fun anyway, I will be attending this: bit.ly/aTelQc #
12:37 @_whatshername thanks for the RT! #
14:
25 had an awesome lunch, thanks to @papaperrone, maker of the best eggplant parm that isn't my mom's. #
14:30 @eaterny Sugar Sweet Sunshine. #
14:43 loves to sing the Paul McCartney interjections in "All You Need is Love." #
14:55 @mclittlebitch those people need to learn to have fun. Singing the horn section is awesome! #
14:57 @jvfriedman ALL TOGETHER NOW! #
15:56 @yankee32879 @antheia you mean intergalatic jazz hands aren't useful? #
16:06 @damiella so that WAS a pig that flew past my window! #
17:44 @eaners is he just as pretty in person?? #
18:09 @eaners BWAH! #
18:45 @Ozzdo you and every other straight male in the area. #