offbalance | Today in brief

23:51 RT @StephenAtHome: i can't wait until somebody comes up with a transdermal cheesecake patch. then it can go directly to my thighs #
23:54 is going to sleep soon, so I'm hoping I'll actually get to sleep, instead of just coughing all night. Again. #
00:11 @reppep thanks! I'll try! #
10:02 is praying to St. Patrick that I make it through today. #
10:04 @sgreen3 ugh. You just earwormed me. :P At least it's not Party in the USA! #
10:19 @damiella I get to enjoy those Shenanegains in about half an hour. And I can't wear headphones. Blah. #
10:34 @damiella the joke in my dept remains that the lockdown starts at 9:15 and ends around 5:30. #
11:27 now hears bagpipes playing Happy Parade Song #1.(one of 3 songs played on the pipes. There's also HPS #2 & the sad bastard funeral song.) #
11:37 @TheTreatsTruck on St. Patrick's day? May the luck of the Irish be on your side in this insanity! #
11:43 and now it's time fo
r Happy Parade Song #2!! #
11:55 @eaterny @corycavin Gothamist is reportng them at that Union Square McD's #
12:43 @eaners Corned Beef and cabbage was born on the LES of Manhattan. It's about as irish as I am. :P #
14:20 Happy St. Patrick's Day! This is for @antheia! ♫ blip.fm/~n1nve #
14:43 @rutila what's pathetic about a crazy sex story? That's why brunch was invented! #
14:44 @michelehumes you've obviously not heard "Get on Your Boots" by U2 or "Tik Tok" by Kei$ha #
14:58 @michelehumes fair enough. Although I am hesitant to classify anything Keisha does as "original." #
15:01 @michelehumes does that make Julie Powell Danger Mouse? Or P.Diddy? #
15:02 @banthis waves from my office down the block! #
15:03 Does anyone know where I can get a cheap pair of sinuses? Mine seem to be busted. #
15:20 @rutila it was funny, though. I wish Target really sold sinuses. #
15:22 @eaners I figure I could get a decent make/model on Amazon. #
17:01 @damiella isn't that why social networking caught fire int he first place? #
18:06 @eaners that show is really incredible, isn't it? #