Today in brief

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• 09:20 @antheia seriously! I only want to look like an expensive one. #
• 10:54 @dotmumble @_whatshername I think Larry would just knock him unconscious... #
• 13:47 @antheia me too. This is the world we live in... #
• 13:49 @eaners but probably has the same amount of oil #
• 14:20 @eaners no, they apply it to their hair. #
• 16:11 @nicolebdavis I've been to the EV branch of Caracas. Food is amazing. #
• 19:03 @ExpertParalegal probably zappos. They have everything. #

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