College lightbulb jokes abound! And in the spirit:
Q:How Many Brooklyn College Students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: FUCK YOU! Screw in your own fucking bulb!
Q: How Many University At Albany Students does it take?
A1: 4. One to hold the bulb in place and the other three to drink until the room spins.
A2: 3. one to change the bulb and two to complain loudly that if they were back in the city, there'd be more to do than change fucking lightbulbs.
and: You know you go to U Albany when...
Q:How Many Brooklyn College Students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: FUCK YOU! Screw in your own fucking bulb!
Q: How Many University At Albany Students does it take?
A1: 4. One to hold the bulb in place and the other three to drink until the room spins.
A2: 3. one to change the bulb and two to complain loudly that if they were back in the city, there'd be more to do than change fucking lightbulbs.
and: You know you go to U Albany when...