Mail Bag

Dear Agent Asshole:
I know that calling me every 5 seconds to see if I've done something you want that I've had in my posession a little over 3 days makes you feel puffed up and manly. Tell me, does the "Are we there yet?" method work in any other areas of your life, or am I just special?

Go Fuck Yourself,
Shaz

Dear Sharon:
Please note: The 58th Street Branch and the Mid-Manhattan branch of the NY Public Library are not one and the same. You'll do well to remember that, especially when speaking to the friendly librarian about why you can't find the book you want.

Yours in ditzville,
Shaz.

Dear Weather:
Keep it up. No, really.

Love,
Shaz

Dear Beer:
I'm coming for you tonight. You can't run, you can't hide. I'm not leaving unless you come with me. I'm the rhythm, and I'm going to get you.

Love and Bad Songs from the 1980s,
Shaz

Dear Weekend:
Will you PLEASE get your ass here already? I mean, come on!

Hurry up, dammit,
Shaz.

Mail Bag

Dear Agent Asshole:
I know that calling me every 5 seconds to see if I've done something you want that I've had in my posession a little over 3 days makes you feel puffed up and manly. Tell me, does the "Are we there yet?" method work in any other areas of your life, or am I just special?

Go Fuck Yourself,
Shaz

Dear Sharon:
Please note: The 58th Street Branch and the Mid-Manhattan branch of the NY Public Library are not one and the same. You'll do well to remember that, especially when speaking to the friendly librarian about why you can't find the book you want.

Yours in ditzville,
Shaz.

Dear Weather:
Keep it up. No, really.

Love,
Shaz

Dear Beer:
I'm coming for you tonight. You can't run, you can't hide. I'm not leaving unless you come with me. I'm the rhythm, and I'm going to get you.

Love and Bad Songs from the 1980s,
Shaz

Dear Weekend:
Will you PLEASE get your ass here already? I mean, come on!

Hurry up, dammit,
Shaz.