Funny, but untrue.

"I'm the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex." — Kate Beckinsale, as quoted on Jezebel.com

While I love Kate B and I kind of see what she's getting at (and how facetious she's being) I'd like to offer a few brief points of rebuttal:

1. You can order in, but there's no law saying he can't pitch in and cook, too. No, really. I checked and everything.

2. The idea that you can only be good at either food or sex laughably untrue. There is plenty of time to be good at both of these things, I promise. Both require practice, a certain amount of precision, a bit of reading, some creativity and some general knowledge in order to be a success. Still, it doesn't guarantee which you'll enjoy better. I happen to like both just about equally.

Funny, but untrue.

"I'm the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex." — Kate Beckinsale, as quoted on Jezebel.com

While I love Kate B and I kind of see what she's getting at (and how facetious she's being) I'd like to offer a few brief points of rebuttal:

1. You can order in, but there's no law saying he can't pitch in and cook, too. No, really. I checked and everything.

2. The idea that you can only be good at either food or sex laughably untrue. There is plenty of time to be good at both of these things, I promise. Both require practice, a certain amount of precision, a bit of reading, some creativity and some general knowledge in order to be a success. Still, it doesn't guarantee which you'll enjoy better. I happen to like both just about equally.

That Zombie meme

You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon
2. One song blasting on the speakers
3. One famous person to fight beside you.

In reverse order:
3. Dean. If it were vampires, it would be Buffy. But zombies? You need a Winchester for that.

2. "Living Dead Girl" - Rob Zombie (I think Dean would approve).

1. Machine gun. Something with a lot of fire power that does maximum damage. (I will also have a sharp machete on me, just in case I run out of ammo. Or whatever Dean has in the trunk of the Impala).

That Zombie meme

You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon
2. One song blasting on the speakers
3. One famous person to fight beside you.

In reverse order:
3. Dean. If it were vampires, it would be Buffy. But zombies? You need a Winchester for that.

2. "Living Dead Girl" - Rob Zombie (I think Dean would approve).

1. Machine gun. Something with a lot of fire power that does maximum damage. (I will also have a sharp machete on me, just in case I run out of ammo. Or whatever Dean has in the trunk of the Impala).