Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no respon

[offbalance]

As I may have mentioned here about 23456788 times in the past month or so, work has been STRESSFUL. With a capital FULL.

And it's been taking its toll on me pretty heavily.

So, I've come up with a solution. It's fairly simple, really.

I need to be Karen Walker for a day.

I've never been a huge Will & Grace fan, but I do like the show, particularly Karen, (for those of you who've never seen the show, Karen is Grace's rich-bitch-who-doesn't-give-a-shit assistant).

This would be an example of a Perfect Karen Day:

1. Start drinking early.

2. Eat whatever I want.

3. Go to the spa.

4. Go shopping.

5. Say (and maybe even do) whatever the hell comes to my mind.

So, who's in? I have a lot of friends who are going through mildly or majorly shitty times lately - who wants to be Karen for a day? (Or your drunken loudmouth of choice - Karen's just an example/touchstone of what I've been trying to get at lately.)

Comments

[neoguardian.livejournal.com]

I'll pick Jack Nicholson's character from "As Good As It Gets."

[antheia.livejournal.com]

Yes. To say nothing of her bisexual sex-capades.

[alcestis.livejournal.com]

Well it all sounds pretty good to me. Let's start Friday night!

[firynze.livejournal.com]

Cross Karen with House, and count me in!

[feminist-poet.livejournal.com]

I wish I lived closer because I would be SO IN for that!!!

[squiddeh.livejournal.com]

*waves hand frantically*

Oh! Yes Please!

I love Karen!

[angelicillusion.livejournal.com]

Yes, Yes, Yes & amen Yes :)

[drewness.livejournal.com]

Dibs on being the Reincarnation of Hunter S. Thompson.

Hehe. =)

[houseofdanie.livejournal.com]

You know what? One of our mutual friends said that I remind her of Karen Walker, and I didn't know if I should be flattered or offended.

But damn, I'd love to live that way.

-D