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Happy Birthday [livejournal.com profile] infinitehippo!!

My cubemate is playing the Juno soundtrack. Blech.

I didn't post all that much last year, and I hope to change that this year. I'm going to see if I can post at least a real paragraph every day, if I can. (Let's see how long this lasts).

So, as I've been teasing the last couple of days, I'm embarking on something of an adventure in the first half of 2008. As many of you know, 2007 wasn't my favorite year by any stretch of the imagination. I was preoccupied by a lot of things, none of them worth really too much thought. I was borderline obsessed with finding a boyfriend before a certain date, and I spent thousands of hours worrying about things that were not improved by worrying. All I succeeded in doing was driving myself (and several people around me) crazy.

I was on the phone with my mom on Sunday night, and in a moment of mild exasperation, she suggested that I "take a class or something." To her, all of this panic and worry stemmed from boredom, and it was high time I got off my brain and give it something to do instead of waste away. She's suggested this a couple of times before, but I wrote it off. I never found anything that I really connected with. Until now, obviously.

February is going to be a big month for me. In addition to two very exciting concerts, I will be going back to school! I have a one-day seminar called "Jump Start Your Novel," on the 9th. The following Tuesday I will begin a class in Humor and Comedy Writing that lasts for 10 sessions. I'm pretty jazzed about both. I stumbled across the comedy class by accident, and the course description made me laugh, so I thought about it for a day or two, then signed up for both of them (with [livejournal.com profile] redesigner holding my hand via IM). I took deep breaths and reminded myself that if this guy sucks, I can withdraw and get most of my money back after 1-2 classes. (I was always good at picking up on a professor's potential suckitude, so hopefully that little bit of school-fu is still present in me.)

The best part? These are both at NYU. And since I will be a student there, I can mock the place to my heart's content. There is no downside.

These are going to be a test. If I acclimate well to the whole school thing, I am almost certainly going to pursue some sort of paralegal certificate starting in the fall. I basically like what I do, and that is largely what I do, plus some other extremely useful skills. And, when your company does tuition reimbursement, it's stupid not to at least try to take advantage of it. I always planned to, but I never had a plan to before now.

In some way, I'm glad I waited. I wasn't ready before now. The idea of taking classes and being back in a school environment used to give me hives, now it's really exciting me. I enrolled yesterday, now I just have to wait for my course kit to arrive in the mail. I needed something new - I see now that I was stagnating and I needed something radically different to be excited about and involved in. The prospect of taking these classes was more exciting to me than taking a trip anywhere, so I took that as a sign that I should do this. There will be plenty of time to travel later this year or next.
Every time I think about doing this, I smile, and that's all I really need to know.

Date: 2008-01-02 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
It sounds like you're definitely ready - and it sounds really exciting!

My company does tuition reimbursement, too ... I really want to look into whether I might be able to apply it to the Bennington College MFA in writing ... it's a really interesting programme that might do me a lot of good, and which arguably applies to my job.

(paralegal stuff is great. Get your notary's license as part of it, and you're career-set forever!)

Date: 2008-01-02 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
It is exciting!

I think you should talk to the relevant people and find out. If you have a good presentation and can spin it appropriately, I can't see a good reason why they'd turn you down.

(That's the exact plan. I like the idea of being very employable.)

Date: 2008-01-02 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
I think I'm gonna see if I can talk to folks and maybe start in the June session. The programme is structured specifically for working people - you're in residence for one week, twice a year, and correspond with your advisors for the rest of it. And since I LIVE in Bennington, that'd be easier for me than for most people...

And hell, it's a writing MFA. That's like my "backup" graduate degree dream. If I could get some money towards it from work, daaaamn. The only problem is that I'd want it in fiction, naturally, and my job would want it in magazine/NF work...

You're gonna have to tell me all about the comedy writing class, btw, given that I'm a wannabe humour novelist...

Date: 2008-01-02 04:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
I definitely think that you should look into it. Maybe take *a* class or two there to get a feel for the place before you commit completely (says the commitmentphobe).

Well, you could point out that you'd be studying all different kinds of writing, despite that fact that your general thesis will be in fiction. I mean, all MFAs require coursework, no?

I will be posting about this class often, don't you worry. :)

Date: 2008-01-02 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
I sure HOPE all MFAs require coursework. Be a sorry excuse for a degree if it didn't, to my mind...

Yay class updates! :-D

Date: 2008-01-02 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
Well, of course. :)

My company's policy is that it doesn't have to relate to your exact job, but it *does* have to relate to the business of the company. So, that's interesting.

Whee!

Date: 2008-01-02 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
Hmm, that totally works. I think I might be able to spin it if I did a combined fiction/NF portfolio, although that's apparently REALLY RARE.

Hell, I'd be happy doing the NF degree, although my baby is fiction, obviously. I don't know how well I'd get along in a fiction MFA, though, seeing as I don't write (and actually sort of loathe) "literary fiction," being a mass-market sort of girl. NF might work best...

If nothing else, it's worth looking into. Although that WOULD eat all my vacation time for the next two years of my life...ew.

Date: 2008-01-02 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
Rare, but not impossible, no?

seeing as I don't write (and actually sort of loathe) "literary fiction," being a mass-market sort of girl.

This is exactly why I never went for my MFA. I love literary fiction when done well (Tom Perrotta, Michael Chabon), but most of it isn't. Quite a bit of it is masterbatory at best, and the only thing worse is those who worship it with fanatical fervor.

These are all very important things to consider. How would it eat up all your time, though?

Date: 2008-01-02 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] firynze.livejournal.com
The residencies would require taking all my vacation time, unless I worked out some way to do several weeks of Hell On Earth where I did the residency during the day, then let myself into the office at night to process copy...

Quite a bit of it is masterbatory at best, and the only thing worse is those who worship it with fanatical fervor.

And that's why I stopped going to writer's room things in the Berkshires. I swear, I'm the only person around here who:

A) writes pulp fiction
B) enjoys pulp fiction
C) is not afraid to admit to A and B in public

LitFic and the LitFic cult just piss me off 98% of the time. And I fret that the NF division of the MFA is just "how to write another crappy memoir" - but that's why you contact the department and make with the prescreening, eh?

Date: 2008-01-02 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blergeatkitty.livejournal.com
I, for one, think it's a very classy move.

Date: 2008-01-02 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
Thank you!

(The professor who teaches the one-day-only novel class also teaches a longer one, but I figured this would be a better introduction. If I really like her, I can always take the other one. I liked what the description had to say and I'm hopeful she's a good kick in the A.)

Date: 2008-01-02 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blergeatkitty.livejournal.com
And you really have to be careful about novel classes, as I've learned the hard way. So a one-day seminar is really the perfect solution.

Date: 2008-01-02 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
I had you very much in mind when I made that particular choice.

Date: 2008-01-02 06:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feminist-poet.livejournal.com
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!! Oh my god, this post made me want to come to NY and hug you ten times in a row!! :) :) YAY!

I also wanted to say that your Christmas card meant way more to me than you can even imagine. The fact that you wrote that I am a warrior jump started something inside of me that I thought was long dead, and I thank you for that.

*HUGSHUGSHUGSHUGSHUGSHUGSHUGSHUGSHUGSHUGS*

Date: 2008-01-02 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
::Hugs you back a million times::

I am SO glad you liked the card. But you seriously are a warrior, girlie. All of the stuff you go through on a regular basis would have driven me screaming down the street insane by now. I'm super-duper psyched about your new zine plans, too!

Date: 2008-01-02 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feminist-poet.livejournal.com
Aw, thanks! YAY!!!! I am so excited myself. I have no idea what is going to happen with the zine thing but I figured it was time. :)

Date: 2008-01-02 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alcestis.livejournal.com
I think this is a good thing! Congrats and I'll be ready with the wine when class has you running your head into a wall. ;)

Date: 2008-01-02 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
You + Me + Wine needs to happen MUCH sooner than that, dear.

I'm almost better! I just have a tiny cough! We need plans!

Date: 2008-01-02 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neoguardian.livejournal.com
Those sound like great classes. Almost makes me want to do something like that, despite the "bah humbug" attitude I've developed towards academia. Good luck!

Date: 2008-01-02 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] offbalance.livejournal.com
They really do.

I guess you just have to go in expecting the prof to love certain things and hate others, and allow yourself to be pleasantly surprised if that's not all.

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