In case anyone was wondering

[offbalance]

Two weeks or so here would make a grand birthday present.

Comments

[firynze.livejournal.com]

Woah. Check, please!

[quasisonic.livejournal.com]

Feeling a bit Lost in Translation? :P

[fragbert.livejournal.com]

I am as enthralled as you.

I love small, detailed amenities. Flush-mounted, fog-resistant televisions in the bathroom? I am so there. Espresso pods in a Lavazza machine? Sign me up.

But you know what did it for me?

"...a battery of bidet options including 'massage' and 'oscillate'..."

My posterior quivers in antici........pation.

[redesigner.livejournal.com]

But, see, the problem is that you have to go to Japan.