Oh, it's on now.

[offbalance]

Another night, another ridiculously loud party.  It's not quite as loud as Saturday night's earbuster, but it's close.

So, I've decided upon a plan*.

Step 1: Buy/rent/borrow/steal one of those giant speaker trucks they use to flush out cults.

Step 2:  Borrow one of redesigner 's Barry Manilow CDs.

Step 3: Go to site of last night's extreme noise, shortly after sunrise.

Step 4: Crank up the rig.

Step 5: Utilize ear protection.

Step 6: PROFIT. 

My only hesitation is I'm not sure what song to start on.   "I Write the Songs,"  seems like an appealing choice, as does "Can't Smile Without You."  Or there's always "Copacabana"  or "Mandy."   Of course, any Fanilows out there with suggestions, please leave them in a comment.  I don't plan to use "Weekend in New England," as I actually think it's kind of pretty (shush).    

*of course the actual plan is installing my a/c, which should block out 90% of this bullcrap.   However, if I had the means, I would totally do what I describe above.

Comments

White Noise

[reppep.livejournal.com]

FWIW, Julia uses a white noise machine every night:

http://www.amazon.com/Marpac-Screen-980A-Electro-Mechanical-Conditioner/dp/B000BQYP1S

PS-Sorree!

[redesigner.livejournal.com]

Bwah! How about the disco stylings of "Who's Been Sleepin' In My Bed?" or "New York City Rhythm?"

[firynze.livejournal.com]

No no, sweetheart. You're doing it all wrong.

1812 Overture, followed by Conway Twitty. Then loop.

(I have, in fact, done this. It does, in fact, work.)

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

Years back I'd blast very early Swans and very early Einstuerzende Naubauten. Then I'd switch to this this Disco Mickey Mouse album. Omg, worked like a charm.

late

[jackalprey.livejournal.com]

Sorry I'm late with a comment, but as I was reading it the only thing running through my head is David Boreanaz (Angel) singing Mandy. The whole creatures of the night and Barry Manilow, who knew?