offbalance | Today in brief (Reply)

22:41 @_whatshername you're not. I'm watching Croupier instead. #
22:50 @eaners ah, so it's the same at both locations then. Is this in New York, New York? #
23:07 just impressed her boyfriend with her impression of a BBC TV Presenter. We amuse easily around here, folks. #
23:08 @biggayicecream she also played computer whiz Mac on Veronica Mars, and BFF to daughter Sarah on Big Love! #
09:29 @jen_welker cake please! #
09:33 @siobhang @jen_welker thank you for flying Church of England #
09:45 @_whatshername NOT COOL! IT'S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET! #
09:48 @huma_rashid FIGHT THE POWER. #
10:13 RT @FakeMTA MTA to hold first annual Thanksgiving Rat Shoot: Nov. 25, all Lower East Side stations. #
10:13 @huma_rashid Excedrin was created for exactly that. Trust me, I speak from experience. #
10:18 Just voted True Blood for Best Brand Use of Facebook mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
10:19 Just voted Farmville for Best Facebook App mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
10:19 Just voted @BreakingNews for Best Breaking News Site mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
10:19 Just voted Manhattan's Users Guide for Best Local Blog mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
10:20 Just voted The New York Times for
Best Online Newspaper mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
10:20 Just voted Huffington Post for Best Political News Site mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
10:20 Just voted Hulu for Best TV Network Online mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
10:21 Just voted Felicia Day for Best Actor/Actress to Follow mashable.com/owa #openwebawards #
10:22 @michelehumes what's wrong with it? #
10:22 is hoping this week is quick and painless. #
10:23 @huma_rashid holy jeebus! You should see a doctor...mine got better after I went on the pill. (and I just went on it for cramps!) #
10:35 @michelehumes of the list, it was the only one I read regularly. Plus, I've enjoyed humorous pieces on there in the past. #
10:36 @michelehumes and if a person really and truly believes an enema is going to prevent swine flu? They can buy that snake oil if they like. #
10:44 @michelehumes is mashable a serious publication now? #
11:55 RT @geekami Look, Ubernerds, This Whole Klingon Thing Has Gotten Completely Out Of Hand #geek bit.ly/4SlI5O #
11:56 wonders if the Reasonably Prudent Person actually exists. #
12:51 @siobhang as grateful as I am for her good works this season, I must agree. And WTF on that hair! She looks like she's about to do laundry! #
12:58 @siobhang she looked like A-Rod told her where they were going on the way and she had to get dres
sed in the backseat of a towncar. #
12:59 @siobhang THANK YOU!!! One of the most OVERRATED bands of all time, along with the Doors. #
13:03 @siobhang An excellent point. She has to be in shape for Tampa in February. @crotch_jenkins #
13:04 @crotch_jenkins that's true. Some of the Doors' organ solos zap my will to live. #
13:27 @siobhang cntrl-alt-del isn't working? Maybe try a hard restart? #</ li>
14:46 @wendywoowho dude!!! Awesome!! I expect a full report! #
14:47 @wendywoowho (mostly because I could never hope to afford Per Se in this lifetime, and I hear FL is superior anyway.) #
14:51 @RiverAveBlues no, they just hate Jeter for being so media savvy and never giving them anything meaty to exploit at his expense. #
14:54 @choochoobear your one-panels can be pretty damn hilarious. #
15:12 @s
iobhang avoid a Nicktoberfest situation by eating some food? #
15:18 @siobhang I was expecting to have a miserable time at mine and I wound up having a terrific time. I hope the same for you. #
15:21 @siobhang dun Dun DUNNNN..... (who cares? If it sucks you can leave!) #
15:21 @Aeire what kind? Apple? #
15:26 @Aeire ooh. Interim pie is still pie. (and Peach pie is delicious...) #
15:27 RT @michelehumes A revamped Salon Food, wise to the notion that "sanctimony is the world’s worst dinner guest": bit.ly/5swp6i (LOL) #
15:27 @michelehumes that's one for the tea towels. #
15:36 @blergh ME TOO. I'm 5 episodes into s1 and I LOVE IT. <3 #
15:47 @blergh I'm happy to have found something new and shiny to play with, honestly. #
16:01 @jeffhinz there's nothing like gnome for the holidays! #
16:21 @RogerClark41 seriously. Cold pasta is delicious. Particularly cold baked ziti or lasagna! #
16:44 @damiella it is odd, especially since you've been around me and I use it frequently! #
17:15 Is exhausted, but has miles to go before she can sleep. #
21:45 @siobhang cheese! #