offbalance | Today in brief

22:05 @jvfriedman lulz #
22:06 Me: 1, Take home exam: 0. I WIN!! #
22:40 @spodalicious texas hold 'em isn't poker - it's high stakes solitaire. #
07:00 Wishes mornings would start later. #
10:26 @antheia right now mine is Istanbul (not constantinople) #
10:37 @antheia it's hilarious, but if I listened too much longer one of my coworkers was go
ing to murder me. #
10:38 @michelehumes that better be the best damned chicken of all time for what they're charging. Sheesh! #
14:12 @blergh whu happen? #
14:15 @blergh ugh. I hate that. #
14:59 @sailorboyj it's unremarkable, but for awhile they had good buyers. Bloomie's trumps them on that now. #
15:11 @sailorboyj I wasn't being eith
er - Bloomie's wins on labels, Saks has the prettiest building, Macy's the most space, L&T is just oldest. #
15:12 @sailorboyj Bergdorf's actually beat Neiman Marcus and Barney's for this year's award from the Trophy Wives of America. #
15:32 wishes she had off between Christmas and New Year's. Blah. #
15:51 @megstevenson what do you expect from WFAN? The bar doesn't go any lower until you bust out shovels. #
16:02 @kevinan I think it's a question of knowing your potential consumer... #
16:06 @ExpertParalegal attorney found to be idiot for believing in the garbage she was spouting. I read that piece. Just. Wtf. #
16:24 @ExpertParalegal I think the maximum is a bucket of water. Not sure about minimum. #
17:00 @MidtownLunch gothamist.com/2009/12/16/street_vendor_seafood_actually_perm.php #
17:06 @_whatshername me too. :P #
18:07 is looking forward to dining with @eaners this evening. #