offbalance | Today in brief

23:49 @crotch_jenkins on a monday night? What are they, Mormon? Are you at a Disney movie? #
10:26 @antheia I see your what? and raise you a BZUH?! #
10:44 @antheia have you seen Robin Hood yet? I'm expecting it to evoke the Michael Bay King Arthur. #
10:45 Sometimes wishes she could punch people through the computer. #
11:30 @siobhang why are you looking at the face? #
15:17 RT@UnitedAirlines: Happy birthday! RT for a chance to win 2 RT tickets within the lower 48 + Alaska! tinyurl.com/26ka7rw #twarebday2 #
16:45 RT @geekami: Criterion-backed streaming film service MUBI coming to the PS3 #geek bit.ly/bztrOn #
20:25 got an A in the class from hell, and a B+ for the semester overall, and is now doing the Carlton Dance. #