offbalance | Today in brief

08:07 @antheia OMG haaaaate. #
10:44 @bronxelf remember what George Carlin said: if you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. #
10:51 @biggayicecream I'm guessing those for the bill are cranky old people and yuppies who haven't had sex since having the badly named child. #
10:52 Just started making a to-do list for things I'd like to do on a vacation. I think I'm doing it wrong. #
11:34 @ohmyrockness how very 'Wh
ere's Fluffy' of them!! #
15:03 Tomarra: it's okay. You're white, you're supposed to like Journey. #whatcontext #
16:26 @RogerClark41 it means they like you! And what's not to like? (as my grandma used to say!) #