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Sep. 15th, 2010 11:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dear Body:
Now, I know we don't always get along. But I do my best to make you happy, despite how annoying you are. (The weak stomach, the colds you always seem to collect, how you tire easily, gain weight easily, and are altogether shorter than is optimal). But I deal. I cope, and I try to accept. And yet, this week? I can't win with you. It doesn't matter how much sleep you get, you're dragging around like a sack of potatoes. Tell me what I need to do and I'll do it, but no matter how much sleep I try to give you, it's not enough. I can't go around in zombie mode, nor can I deal with the depressive feelings that present when I'm exhausted. No, really. I'm sick of your diva crap. Give me something I can fix or cut the crap already.
exhaustively yours,
Me.
Now, I know we don't always get along. But I do my best to make you happy, despite how annoying you are. (The weak stomach, the colds you always seem to collect, how you tire easily, gain weight easily, and are altogether shorter than is optimal). But I deal. I cope, and I try to accept. And yet, this week? I can't win with you. It doesn't matter how much sleep you get, you're dragging around like a sack of potatoes. Tell me what I need to do and I'll do it, but no matter how much sleep I try to give you, it's not enough. I can't go around in zombie mode, nor can I deal with the depressive feelings that present when I'm exhausted. No, really. I'm sick of your diva crap. Give me something I can fix or cut the crap already.
exhaustively yours,
Me.
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Date: 2010-09-16 12:51 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2010-09-16 06:25 pm (UTC)Unsolicited Advice
Date: 2010-09-16 02:19 pm (UTC)Also,I totally hear you on being shorter than is optimal. I think I would have rocked 5'7".
Re: Unsolicited Advice
Date: 2010-09-16 05:47 pm (UTC)(5'7" would have been amazing. The shelves we could reach! The pants we could wear unaltered!)
Re: Unsolicited Advice
Date: 2010-09-16 10:05 pm (UTC)When my movers were working their magic filling my apartment with stuff, they took a lightbulb out of the hall fixture. Even on my with a step ladder, it is absolutely too high for me to replace. *Shortness, I shake my fist at you!*