offbalance: (yankees by oatmeal_cookie)
[personal profile] offbalance
The definition of anguish is getting offered a chance to sit in a field-level seat at Yankee stadium (for a game with a 1:05 start time) and not being able to accept because of work. Normally, such an offer would be greeted with an enthusiastic yes, after which you call in fake sick, claiming to have some form of diarrhea or other stomach distress that no one wants to hear about anyway. After the call is made, you can nap for a few extra hours, have some food, then head over to the game, and pass a lovely afternoon drinking beer and watching baseball in the lovely weather.

But No. No. Your boss is going on vacation (and never mind the fact that YOU haven't been on vacation since mid-march and REALLY fucking need one!), and you have PILES of work to do. PILES. And YOU CAN'T GO TO THE FRIGGING YANKEE GAME. AAAAUUUUGHHH!!!

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