I read the news today (oh, boy.)
Nov. 15th, 2007 11:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
offbalanceDon't even get me started on this A-Rod news. I had a feeling he'd be back, I just can't believe we'd take him back.
He's like the douchebag who breaks up with his girlfriend (the Yankees) because his asshole best friend (the agent) tells him there are "tons of hot girls out there who would totally fuck him." (other offers from other teams) Only then the douche realizes that's not true and that he made a huge mistake and/or his friend totally fucked him over, so he crawls back on his belly to his girlfriend. He begs her forgiveness.
And now they may even be getting married. (a 10-year, $275 million offer?! WTF?!).
::head desk:: No words.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to praying that Mariano accepts the offer we presented him with.
He's like the douchebag who breaks up with his girlfriend (the Yankees) because his asshole best friend (the agent) tells him there are "tons of hot girls out there who would totally fuck him." (other offers from other teams) Only then the douche realizes that's not true and that he made a huge mistake and/or his friend totally fucked him over, so he crawls back on his belly to his girlfriend. He begs her forgiveness.
And now they may even be getting married. (a 10-year, $275 million offer?! WTF?!).
::head desk:: No words.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to praying that Mariano accepts the offer we presented him with.
