offbalance | Today in brief

22:26 @rutila right? I've been saying this since the beginning - this is a total X-files rip off! #
07:25 Asks that Friday not be as mean to her as Wednesday and Thursday were. Pretty please? #
07:50 just found out that asking for something like that is dangerous. GAH. That's it. Fuck it. I'm past caring. #
10:08 @antheia who needs this explained to them? #
10:10 @antheia ah, good. I was worried someone had turned down a cute french man and tasty french pastry. Not necess
arily in that order. #
10:16 @eaners that's why it goes so well in water. And as an eye freshener #
10:38 is grateful for rad coworkers and for #WRXP playing "Everlong," my all-time favorite Foo Fighters song. #
10:53 @sailorboyj yaaaaaay! #
11:21 @antheia D: Worst. sound. ever. #
12:04 @_whatshername I adore @1019RXP! I really do. It's been so long since there's bee
n anything worthwhile on the radio. #
12:09 @PapaPerrone Oh no!! Miss you guys, hope you're back soon! #
12:42 @_whatshername seriously. #
15:42 @antheia me too. I've already fired today and had it escorted out of the building, and yet... #
15:58 @antheia I was afraid of what it would do if I didn't. #
16:02 RT @MLB: Be the 50th or 100th person to RT the link MLB.com/pulse and you're a winner! One tweet per fan. GO GO GO #
16:02 can't wait for the week to end. #
16:06 @quirkyslayer b..b..but Beyonce told us to put a ring on it! #
16:10 @jen_welker I'd love it if there was Phillies/Yankees world series! #
16:10 @quirkyslayer I never trust advice of someone who doesn't wear pants. #
16:33 @YankeeLore even when i
t feels like February out? #
16:39 @YankeeLore eek! Stay warm! #
17:32 @jen_welker I just want there to be freezing temps, postponed games, and the MLB looking the fool. Yanks/Dodgers is what I really want! #
17:35 thinks Ronan Tynan is an idiot! twitzap.com/u/c6A #yankees #
18:33 @NathanFillion like it was my job. Er, or more like a break from my job! #
19:27 @gydaarber HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! #