offbalance | Today in brief

08:49 @Ozzdo ME TOO! #
09:26 @eaners I used to like it with milk and sugar, but to each their own! #
10:21 @antheia Mazel Tov to the happy couple!! :) #
12:20 @antheia the fact that they are a giant douchewaffle? #
12:24 has tickets to see Vampire Weekend in January! #
13:00 @brooklynbowl the roots! #
14:45 @meganlibrarian are you getting the huff kind or the needle kind? #
16:23 @sgreen3 you paid good money to see New Moon and you're judging others?! #
16:59 @michelehumes to quote a favorite line from a movie: "Just because we can, doesn't mean we should." #