Today in brief

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• 07:17 @huma_rashid I WAS BORN IN 1980 OKAY HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?! #
• 07:22 is getting really sick and tired of this "no hot water" BS. #
• 07:39 RT @antheia: Okay, Friday, let's do this. A few hours of work, and then three days off. #
• 09:13 @patkiernan my mom has had a Mercury Sable for 15 years - it still runs like almost-new. #
• 09:47 @antheia Carole Lombard. What a dogface! *eyeroll* #funnywomenarehideous #
• 12:45 @huma_rashid take the map - I've had them come in handy when the directions & GPS fail. #
• 14:21 @jvfriedman going to miss you too!!! #
• 14:23 Is having margaritas. Yay summer fridays!! #
• 15:03 RT @RogerClark41: It really does take different strokes to move the world...so long gary coleman... #
• 15:05 @jvfriedman gurl, he dead! #

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